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An early Christmas present for you. I have rediscovered Tumblr. My filmmaker blog has been updated and will now remain active. You will find it both informative and entertaining. Also I and two other filmmaking compadres have just created Three Eyed Productions. Check us out.

I have been trying to keep Christmas out of my mind but over the past 48 hours I have been deprived of the greatest Christmas miracle of all, Electricity. As everyone knows During the Christmas of 1776, Santa gifted Benjamin Franklin with the knowledge of electricity, allowing him to construct the formidable Electro-Ball Canon, which he then sold to the colonial governments, allowing George Washington to finally shock the British into submission, effectively ending the Revolutionary War. Since that day America has been electrified. As of 10PM on Thursday May 26th, 2011, the electricity in Northeast PA has went down. Naturally, being that I have not gone more than a few hours without power throughout my entire life, I was lost. I sat in my room staring at the walls wishing I could shower. Eventually I washed using a bowl by candle light. It was the worst experience of my life. Eventually I drove nearly an hour to go see a movie in a town that was still a part of the real world. 36 hours after the power went out, I woke up to find it running again. But it wasn’t the same. My innocence is now gone. Never again will I take the gifts of Benjamin Franklin and Santa Claus for granted. So let’s all take time to appreciate the most wonderful Christmas Miracle of all, electricity. Tonight, after dark, turn every light source in your house on and leave them running until the sun comes up. Don’t half ass this either. Santa is watching and he’ll know. Turn on everything, down to the smallest flashlight. TV’s and ovens are also a good source of light. Let’s let the light of Christmas shine through the night tonight.

Today was the second day above 60 since early October. I’ve decided to officially declare the first day of the year in which coats are optional SPRING CHRISTMAS. It is one of the happiest days of the year. Once SPRING CHRISTMAS goes away I am predicting a massive hit of Christmas Depression.

THESE FLOWERS ARE LIKE SPRING AND CHRISTMAS ALL IN ONE!

Oh Nick…

(via patrickjfsmith)

Today I saw a dead kitten on the street. It destroyed my innocence completely. Christmas depression will hit soon.

I have not posted in a while and now I need to weave my past two weeks into an epic tale that will transcend time.

To begin, I’ve been eating alot. More than I have eaten in several years. I suspect that I am moving into my final growth spurt that will push my height past 7 feet! It will be glorious!

Then, two days ago, I rediscovered physical movement and went to the gym. It was horrible at first. The sweat, the leg spasms. But now I feet 50 years younger!

Also last weekend I began watching 30 Rock. I’m now 3 seasons in.

Two days ago I also remembered that I can play the guitar. It was a wonderful rediscovery.

Last night I rediscovered my love for the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers while trying to fit my White Ranger action figure’s head up my nose (It worked). Then today I watched several episodes on youtube. I forgot how much of a bastard Rita Repulsa was. Also I noticed that her facial features, body type, and skin tone closely resemble that of Snookie. Did I just preemptively save the world?

Finally I would like to announce that my predictions about a mid February spiral into Christmas depression were correct. I can tell that nearly everyone around is just barely concealing their urge to wrap themselves in Christmas lights and run screaming down the road. But I am fine. And I will remain fine until the spirit of the Power Rangers leaves me.

Oh the good times are gone.

I have posted all of my Christmas Epic now. Will Krampus return to destroy Santa!? Find out soon (Next Christmas)!

Also it is snowing again. I’m being called by Christmas Music. It wants to be listened to. I have to fight the addiction!!!